You know you're from Chicago when...
Me: "You look a lot like Charlie from Lost."
Guy who looks like Charlie from Lost: " I get that a lot. You know, I know when someone's originally from Chicago because they talk really funny."
Frickn' Awesome. →
There’s blood in my mouth ‘cause I’ve been biting my tongue...– Rilo Kiley, Portions for Foxes
If you learn to become a good liar, you don’t have to be good at anything...– Bansky